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Prada Spring Summer 2015
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If you were happy with the wrong person, imagine how happy you’ll be with the right one.
Oh my
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razzledazzy:

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sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
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mostly nature
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REMOVE THIS IMMEDIATELY
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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: ugly)


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MY PARENTS ARE HAVING A NEW YEARS PARTY AND I WAS IN MY ROOM ON TUMBLR AND THEN I HEARD THE BEGINNING OF A THIS AINT A SCENE ITS AND GODDAMN ARMS RACE AND I RAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS SOON AS MY BROTHER SAW ME HE SAIDF, “I TOLD YOU, IF WE PLAY THAT MUSIC, SHE WILL COME”

(Source: luckythespoopydoge)


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DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

*sips tea*
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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger


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